Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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