just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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