chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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