no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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