He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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