is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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