There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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