so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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