NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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