He is an equal opportunity slut.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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