she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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