He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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