"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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