It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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