i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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