Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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