The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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