no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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