i wish my penis had a tongue
high people should be assigned attendants
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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