oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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