Tell her she can't have a vagina
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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