My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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