we have officially lost it.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
