I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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