There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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