i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
false alarm, still single
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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