Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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