it was a shit show
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dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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