its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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