I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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