I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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