"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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