Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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