she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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