the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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