yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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