I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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