You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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