I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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