She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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