I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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