Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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