This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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