i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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