my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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