Fine. I'll sleep in my office
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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