who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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