the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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