As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
COCAINE IS GR8
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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