Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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