you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i out mim tonsoeep
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