i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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