Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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